Lets all Help Martin Luther King – He Sure as Hell Helped US – Lets Do What We Did to George Bush with FAILURE

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So there are many sites ranking for terms they really have no place ranking for. Alot of us know HOW they do it… not many of us do much about it. Thankfully George Bush ranks for term he should – failure. Now lets give the pages that deserve to rank for Martin Luther King the chance.

Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King
Martin Luther King

Don’t Play This Game – You Can Run But You Can’t Hide…

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Don’t Click This Link

Stupid Wikipedia – getting as bad as George Bush

So we have our good friends, wikipedia, recieving the monster share of SERP traffic because of dumb ass bloggers’ Google bombs… /sigh

Do we *really* want the wiki ranking page one for searches like Buy Viagra? I mean seriously – they only needed a few hundred links, and then presto – they are top 3. Oh well – thats the way it goes.

I killed the cool-aid-man because the little people told me to

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Pick the month you were born in
1 – I ran over
2 – I killed
3 – I needed
4 – I raped
5 – I killed
6 – I cuddled with
7 – I ran naked with
8 – I slept with
9 – I stabbed
10 – I licked
11 – I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 – ur grandma
02 – the kool-aid man
03 – a horse
04 – a pornstar
05 – your mom
06 – you
07 – a dog
08 – a prostitute
09 – a toothbrush
10 – a jew
11 – a homo
12 – the trojan man
13 – Paris Hilton
14 – a whore
15 – a cat
16 – a pickle
17 – a mexican
18 – a bisexual
19 – a bag of weed
20 – an orange
21 – a crackhead
22 – a bowl of cereal
23 – a easter egg
24 – my ex
25 – a condom
26 – a jar of honey
27 – a lesbian
28 – a homeless guy
29 – a french fry
30 – your dealer
31 – a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White – Because thats how i roll
Black – because im sexy
Pink – Because the little people told me to
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue – because I’m cool like that
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m annoying
Gray – because I love poo
Orange – because I like chocolate chip cookies
Green – because I’m beautiful
Other – because I smoke crack
Turqoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown – because i had to
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs

Bill Hicks Rocks – His Message to Marketers and Advertisers

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Brought to you by my normal daily dose of wierdness received through headphones from my favorite streaming electronic music site SOMAFM.com – right in the middle of a track it goes quite and Bill Hicks starts talking, seemingly to me as I work on my round of advertising campaigns for clients.

“So, there is something I’d like to say that is not a joke. To all of you in the marketing and advertising business – go kill yourselves. You are satans spawn, you are garbage – you are filling the world with bile and scum. You are laughing because you think this is a joke. I’m not joking, fucking kill yourself. I’m serious. Suck on a tailpipe. You know what these marketing guys are saying right now? Oooo look at Bill, he’s taking advantage of the “anti-marketing” edge… Nice going Bill. Fuck you you vile piece of shits, I am not doing that. Just go kill yourselves.”

– Bill Hicks (rewritten from audio so its probably slightly different, but you get the idea)

Sure fire way to piss off your client – Anyone Creative Will LOVE THIS

Just watch the video below. The Family Learning Channel contracted an artist to make them some cartoons… this is what they got: