I killed the cool-aid-man because the little people told me to

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Pick the month you were born in
1 – I ran over
2 – I killed
3 – I needed
4 – I raped
5 – I killed
6 – I cuddled with
7 – I ran naked with
8 – I slept with
9 – I stabbed
10 – I licked
11 – I banged
12- I smoked

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 – ur grandma
02 – the kool-aid man
03 – a horse
04 – a pornstar
05 – your mom
06 – you
07 – a dog
08 – a prostitute
09 – a toothbrush
10 – a jew
11 – a homo
12 – the trojan man
13 – Paris Hilton
14 – a whore
15 – a cat
16 – a pickle
17 – a mexican
18 – a bisexual
19 – a bag of weed
20 – an orange
21 – a crackhead
22 – a bowl of cereal
23 – a easter egg
24 – my ex
25 – a condom
26 – a jar of honey
27 – a lesbian
28 – a homeless guy
29 – a french fry
30 – your dealer
31 – a stripper

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White – Because thats how i roll
Black – because im sexy
Pink – Because the little people told me to
Red – because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue – because I’m cool like that
Polka Dots – because I hate my life
Purple – because I’m annoying
Gray – because I love poo
Orange – because I like chocolate chip cookies
Green – because I’m beautiful
Other – because I smoke crack
Turqoise – because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown – because i had to
Shirtless – because I’ve got abs

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